Andorra Reserves 8
Dynamostaropremium 8
A video-assisted recount of the goals gave the Andorran minnows the result of a lifetime as they held the might of the Dynamos to a draw in the tiny principality. The match was lit up by a superlative solo effort by Canwinjones.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Dynamos demolish Britain's Got Talent hasbeens
Dynamostaropremium AFC 8
Britain's Got Talent selection 2
The pre-season period is always a period for reflection and giving something back. This year is proving no exception as the Dynamos gave their time over to charity this evening, playing a team drawn from failed participants in the popular TV programme. The charity stopped there however. Gilesinho, playing like a man auditioning for a future series, put on a show for the fans tonight which put the wannabee panto nano-celebs in their place. Interspersing the individual goals which comprised his hat-trick with one-liners and smooth repartee, he compered the evening like a combination of Lineker and Ole Blue Eyes himself. Regrets, he had a few...no he rewrote the lyrics tonight exposing gaps in Talent's defence and stealing the show. The sad Talent turnips were simply no match for the Dynamos tonight. Despite the presence of Simon Cowell in goal, Robbie Williams at left back, Gordons Ramsey in the engine room, and Susan Boyle leading the attack Talent were outplayed in every department by the Premiership and Champions League title holders.
Britain's Got Talent selection 2
The pre-season period is always a period for reflection and giving something back. This year is proving no exception as the Dynamos gave their time over to charity this evening, playing a team drawn from failed participants in the popular TV programme. The charity stopped there however. Gilesinho, playing like a man auditioning for a future series, put on a show for the fans tonight which put the wannabee panto nano-celebs in their place. Interspersing the individual goals which comprised his hat-trick with one-liners and smooth repartee, he compered the evening like a combination of Lineker and Ole Blue Eyes himself. Regrets, he had a few...no he rewrote the lyrics tonight exposing gaps in Talent's defence and stealing the show. The sad Talent turnips were simply no match for the Dynamos tonight. Despite the presence of Simon Cowell in goal, Robbie Williams at left back, Gordons Ramsey in the engine room, and Susan Boyle leading the attack Talent were outplayed in every department by the Premiership and Champions League title holders.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Dynamos legend donates takings to charity but leaves Allotments with no options
Dynamo Staropremium Premium Star Selection 7
Allotment Supplies and Sundries FC 6
As befits a big occasion the Dynamos fielded a star selection tonight for Albie
Cahillisto’s testimonial. The script appeared to have been written with the great man opening the scoring with a true striker’s goal. The Dynamos threatened to overrun Allotment’s usually robust and hardy perennial defence. Soon enough however the seasons seemed to turn and with a bit of judicious weeding administered by Coweyscatsi, Canwinjones and Wolfkaiser the Allotments put the boot on the other foot and started to inundate the Dynamos D with produce straight from the back of the stall. Onions, parsnips and finest radishes were thrown at the goalmouth. The bark was hit from every angle but somehow it was not to be their night. 
Coweyscatsi however, turned on a sixpence in the middle of the park before setting off on a powerful run which tore through the heart of the Dynamos defence. Then it was pruning season once again for the Allotments as Player of the Match Gilesinho picked off two peaches of goals from the wide areas and with Norwegian wizard Bunyanson indomitable in midfield and Burritah on song, Gilesinho completed a star performance with an assist for the otherwise wayward Gizzabaldi to score an unlikely goal. The hapless lad had to be cautioned for berating Canwinjones 
for an imaginary slight. “The lad’s off to the Priory with wassername off the telly to recuperate and meet face to face the demons in his head” commented Dynamos supremo Larry Bednapp. Late doors the Allotments rallied but their finest veg was wastefully propelled into the neighbouring fields.
The testimonial was followed by a celebration at an exclusive South east London eaterie, where Cahillisto was inducted into the Dynamo Staropremium Hall of Fame, Junior rank. Vowing to return after his predicted 5 year loan deal to Perth Plasmas to continue his career with the Dynamos, he made a commitment to players and fans to one day earn his place at the top table of this elite footballing institution, the Hall of Fame proper. “This is a big football club and it will always be a pleasure to sit eating prawn sandwiches in the director’s box when I visit. Just remember: whatever you do: Give Him An Option!”
Allotment Supplies and Sundries FC 6
As befits a big occasion the Dynamos fielded a star selection tonight for Albie
Cahillisto’s testimonial. The script appeared to have been written with the great man opening the scoring with a true striker’s goal. The Dynamos threatened to overrun Allotment’s usually robust and hardy perennial defence. Soon enough however the seasons seemed to turn and with a bit of judicious weeding administered by Coweyscatsi, Canwinjones and Wolfkaiser the Allotments put the boot on the other foot and started to inundate the Dynamos D with produce straight from the back of the stall. Onions, parsnips and finest radishes were thrown at the goalmouth. The bark was hit from every angle but somehow it was not to be their night. 
Coweyscatsi however, turned on a sixpence in the middle of the park before setting off on a powerful run which tore through the heart of the Dynamos defence. Then it was pruning season once again for the Allotments as Player of the Match Gilesinho picked off two peaches of goals from the wide areas and with Norwegian wizard Bunyanson indomitable in midfield and Burritah on song, Gilesinho completed a star performance with an assist for the otherwise wayward Gizzabaldi to score an unlikely goal. The hapless lad had to be cautioned for berating Canwinjones 
for an imaginary slight. “The lad’s off to the Priory with wassername off the telly to recuperate and meet face to face the demons in his head” commented Dynamos supremo Larry Bednapp. Late doors the Allotments rallied but their finest veg was wastefully propelled into the neighbouring fields.The testimonial was followed by a celebration at an exclusive South east London eaterie, where Cahillisto was inducted into the Dynamo Staropremium Hall of Fame, Junior rank. Vowing to return after his predicted 5 year loan deal to Perth Plasmas to continue his career with the Dynamos, he made a commitment to players and fans to one day earn his place at the top table of this elite footballing institution, the Hall of Fame proper. “This is a big football club and it will always be a pleasure to sit eating prawn sandwiches in the director’s box when I visit. Just remember: whatever you do: Give Him An Option!”
Zola's realism plus wine deprivation secure Champions League for Dynamos
Dynamo Staropremium 8
Real Cruzcampo 2
The booze-ban in Rome was meat and potatoes to Larry Bednapp’s de-toxed charges who took to the field more clear-eyed and focused than was possible under the glass-of-Rioja-a-day nutritional regime of Juande Vamos. Referee Jorge Satantango however had a night to forget as he failed to blow the whistle early doors on a high ball across the D. Poetic justice was done late doors however as he failed to spot an
infringement in the middle of the park, with a deflected ball falling into the path of Conngiggskï. The orb hovered in his stride as his mind and arse turned on an angelic axis to rotate and blast the sphere into the top corner. Wolfkaiser heard the ball whistle past but saw nothing. Van Basten and Kempes combined for goal of the season. Bovril PotM went to Campellese as the Dynamos lifted the Champions League trophy for the second year running. "The lad Hoganfemimartins was majestic tonight. Shades of Zola in his pomp, not Gianfranco mind you, more Emile" observed Robbie Savage. Warming to his topic the pundit continued: "he's brought to the team a new realism on an epic scale, a bit like Echo and the Bunnymen's third album". Ally Hansen had advice for Real's back four. "The centre half's all over the place. He's got to win that cross from Al Kinghali. Unbullievable". Liam Brady opined: 
"Norwegian wizard Bunyanson's stamped his authority on the midfield, and the stamp if we can get a close up of it on screen reads 'check my guns'". "Looks like its a
reference to the new kit, from the homeland of Cahillisto, which reveals a Aussie rules influence combined with Baltic trim" explained Tomar Shavin.
Real Cruzcampo 2
The booze-ban in Rome was meat and potatoes to Larry Bednapp’s de-toxed charges who took to the field more clear-eyed and focused than was possible under the glass-of-Rioja-a-day nutritional regime of Juande Vamos. Referee Jorge Satantango however had a night to forget as he failed to blow the whistle early doors on a high ball across the D. Poetic justice was done late doors however as he failed to spot an
infringement in the middle of the park, with a deflected ball falling into the path of Conngiggskï. The orb hovered in his stride as his mind and arse turned on an angelic axis to rotate and blast the sphere into the top corner. Wolfkaiser heard the ball whistle past but saw nothing. Van Basten and Kempes combined for goal of the season. Bovril PotM went to Campellese as the Dynamos lifted the Champions League trophy for the second year running. "The lad Hoganfemimartins was majestic tonight. Shades of Zola in his pomp, not Gianfranco mind you, more Emile" observed Robbie Savage. Warming to his topic the pundit continued: "he's brought to the team a new realism on an epic scale, a bit like Echo and the Bunnymen's third album". Ally Hansen had advice for Real's back four. "The centre half's all over the place. He's got to win that cross from Al Kinghali. Unbullievable". Liam Brady opined: 
"Norwegian wizard Bunyanson's stamped his authority on the midfield, and the stamp if we can get a close up of it on screen reads 'check my guns'". "Looks like its a
reference to the new kit, from the homeland of Cahillisto, which reveals a Aussie rules influence combined with Baltic trim" explained Tomar Shavin.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
