Dynamos wow School Summer Fayre

Not for these players the usual haunts of the pre-season professional footballer. No, for the resting Dynamos legends this is a time to give back. Thus the children at this London primary were treated to the sight of their heroes today at their Summer Fayre. Jean-Michel Turnbulletin as usual led the attack,only instead of pinging the ball into the furthest reaches of the opponents' net he was staffing the toy stall and selling off a whole load of tat to punters only too eager to part with their spangles. "I set out my stall early doors, Gary", explained the part-time crooner and full-time thorn in the side of premiership rivals as he broke off from his rendition of 'Halleluliah' . Telesavalas Rudder was also on hand, parting with an unspecified but considerable sum at the coconut shy in order to secure an inflatable walrus. Gizzabaldi was quick to scoop up innumerable trinkets, many of which he purchased at "a reasonable price". Striding about the Fayre like a colossus was Norwegian wizard Bunyanson, who laughed off his failure to convert any of his five penalties at the 'Chris Waddle Wild West shoot-out challenge' by saying "it's just a bit of a laugh really, and the goalkeeper is only 5 so I didn't apply myself fully". New signing Jean-Luc MacUkulele bought an impressive array of temporary tattoos. The children had a wonderful time and it is a mark of these players' characters that they blended in to the extent that few at the Fayre seemed fazed to have such legends in their midst. Keep giving Dynamos!