Bundesliga Selection 11DSPAFC 14
Campellese, Pantonioni, Garrattino, Wolfkaiser, ¡Burrritahh!, Darrylinho, Conngiggski, Hoganfemimartins, Coweyscatsi, Gizzabaldi , Turnbulletin, Al Kinghali, Aderonski, Bunyanson
Euro 2008 hangover? Certainly looked that way as the holidaying Dynamos made short work of this 'friendly' at the home of Bayern Munich. It was an emotional homecoming
for former Bayern man Wolfgang Wolfkaiser. The emotions displayed were not however those of a player sobbing as he spied his name spelled out in sparklers by the fans who had cheered his 25 goals from midfield in the 1998 season, but those of a modern professional. B****x to that he seemed to say as he stormed through the match not seeming to realise he was in fact 
playing against his own teammates. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" he asked of the Dynamos. "You're all running away from me!". What he overlooked was that he was guesting for the Bundesliga and the Dynamos were running as opponents, not teammates. It was business as usual at the business end of the close season for DSPAFC as they showcased the talents of Turnbulletin who took away the coveted Marmite PotM award. The rest is a blur as the staff on this publication are havin' a laugh and not sending in their reports and the editor is forced to conjure this load of b****x from memory. Oh yes Gizzabaldi was absolutely awful, according to Fr Gavin Peacock. "he had the three A's tonight Gary: Absent-mindedness, Arse-landing and Alpen", he continued.
for former Bayern man Wolfgang Wolfkaiser. The emotions displayed were not however those of a player sobbing as he spied his name spelled out in sparklers by the fans who had cheered his 25 goals from midfield in the 1998 season, but those of a modern professional. B****x to that he seemed to say as he stormed through the match not seeming to realise he was in fact 
playing against his own teammates. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" he asked of the Dynamos. "You're all running away from me!". What he overlooked was that he was guesting for the Bundesliga and the Dynamos were running as opponents, not teammates. It was business as usual at the business end of the close season for DSPAFC as they showcased the talents of Turnbulletin who took away the coveted Marmite PotM award. The rest is a blur as the staff on this publication are havin' a laugh and not sending in their reports and the editor is forced to conjure this load of b****x from memory. Oh yes Gizzabaldi was absolutely awful, according to Fr Gavin Peacock. "he had the three A's tonight Gary: Absent-mindedness, Arse-landing and Alpen", he continued.Gunter Netzer added "look the Dynamos are respected here for their unusual style of play and you have got to hand it to Juande Vamos for passing this off as football on a weekly basis. Results speak and this one speaks to me of referee Jorge Satantango having a 'mare away from his adopted home counties neighbours and practically handing the match to the so-called champions of Europe".
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