Luverpuddle 5
Rafa Bonitas came to the Arena last night with the press having a field day with talk of Luvvapuddle’s jitters. Dynamos supremo Larry Bednapp fielded a full-strength team with talismanic front-man Tim ‘Albie’ Cahillisto at his Cahillistest. Crowd trouble marred the early part of the game with Gizzabaldi taunting the Luvvapuddle following for not throwing the ball back for a throw-in. Luvvapuddle looked far from rudderless; on the contrary, with Telesavalas Rudder filling the gap left by the departure of Kinokeano, they streamed through the middle, leaving Waddolucci’s allotments intact. The lack of a natural target man however, of a Joe Jordan or an Emile Heskey meant that they were, errr...lacking something. Sandersoni’s return promised a galvanised midfield. With nothing to separate the teams at 3-3, Bednapp threw on Norwegian wizard Bunyanson. What a master-stroke. Soon enough the mystery of the fjords was at work and the Dynamos carved open Liverpuddle’s defence to run out 7-5 victors. Allie Hansen praised the “unbelievable defending from Coweyscatsi and Garrattino...I know the phrase top-drawer is overused but this was unbelievable, and as for Stevie D and Campellese in midfield. When their engines are running like they were tonight the Dynamos are untouchable”. “Rafa’s going to regret having sold Robbie Kinkeano, and if he ends up Rudderless too, with Larry Bednapp keen to take the lad back down to Dynamostaropremium, then it’ll be curtains on the title race” commented Jan Mölby back at the pavilion. “With the Dynamos now 7 points clear at the top, Bonitas’ Luvvapuddle have a lot to do. But this is big football club and with Rafa’s beard in great shape who knows what can happen. I wouldn’t be surprised to see this one go down to the wire” added Makkapakka Maclaren, whose FC 20 visit the Arena for next week’s European cash-cow borefest.
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