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Papa Scalori, having made the trip south of the river to his new club, got a taste of tough love administered by the resurgent Dynamos. Having trousered large wads of
almost worthless British pound notes (in denominations of 10 and higher) in his departure from the Bridge the gnomic Brazilian supremo failed to rally the relegation troubled Camberwell in this stirring derby fixture. Larry Bednapp's many re-signings flourished in the expanded allotments made available by the substitution of Waddoluci (who, in the merry-go-round of this year's Premiership, found himself resold to Camberwell having just been signed back by Bednapp the week before). Bednapp couldn't resist a swipe at Wolfkaiser however. Having seen the ex-Bayern legend fluff a gilt-edged opportunity early doors the japester quipped "it's not rocket science is it? Or braintraining DS. Or golf. No. It's a bloody game of football. " Highlights included a fracas in the wide areas involving Grosshopperzurich, Norwegian wizard Bunyanson and Conngiggski, a long distance hi-velocity toepoke by the first Premiership player to be known only by his domain name, www.misterwhippa, a fine strike by Burritahhh!, a late Coweyscatsi wonderstrike that rebounded off the bark and an altercation between off-field brothers-in-law Bunyanson and Canwinjones. Referee Jorge Satantanago had to step in to extract the former's elbow from the latter's ribcage. That Bunyanson escaped with a mere yellow is testament to his continued use of the mystery of the fjords in his inscrutable play. Following the consultation of video evidence referee Jorge Satantango reinstated the disallowed volleyed goal by Conngiggski, invoking the "sneaky D" rule for Gizzabaldi's cross. "There's an argument for using video evidence in cases like this" opined Andy Townsend. "Err, Andy they're already using it, wake up sunshine", replied Hansen back at the pavilion. Father Gavin Peacock attributed the improvements at the Arena to the guidance of Bednapp. "Larry's won the dressing room over. This is a big club". Seven goals were not enough for the Dynamos supremo however. "The showboating around the D was shameful. A bloody disgrace to this football club. Wait till I get them on the training ground on Monday".
almost worthless British pound notes (in denominations of 10 and higher) in his departure from the Bridge the gnomic Brazilian supremo failed to rally the relegation troubled Camberwell in this stirring derby fixture. Larry Bednapp's many re-signings flourished in the expanded allotments made available by the substitution of Waddoluci (who, in the merry-go-round of this year's Premiership, found himself resold to Camberwell having just been signed back by Bednapp the week before). Bednapp couldn't resist a swipe at Wolfkaiser however. Having seen the ex-Bayern legend fluff a gilt-edged opportunity early doors the japester quipped "it's not rocket science is it? Or braintraining DS. Or golf. No. It's a bloody game of football. " Highlights included a fracas in the wide areas involving Grosshopperzurich, Norwegian wizard Bunyanson and Conngiggski, a long distance hi-velocity toepoke by the first Premiership player to be known only by his domain name, www.misterwhippa, a fine strike by Burritahhh!, a late Coweyscatsi wonderstrike that rebounded off the bark and an altercation between off-field brothers-in-law Bunyanson and Canwinjones. Referee Jorge Satantanago had to step in to extract the former's elbow from the latter's ribcage. That Bunyanson escaped with a mere yellow is testament to his continued use of the mystery of the fjords in his inscrutable play. Following the consultation of video evidence referee Jorge Satantango reinstated the disallowed volleyed goal by Conngiggski, invoking the "sneaky D" rule for Gizzabaldi's cross. "There's an argument for using video evidence in cases like this" opined Andy Townsend. "Err, Andy they're already using it, wake up sunshine", replied Hansen back at the pavilion. Father Gavin Peacock attributed the improvements at the Arena to the guidance of Bednapp. "Larry's won the dressing room over. This is a big club". Seven goals were not enough for the Dynamos supremo however. "The showboating around the D was shameful. A bloody disgrace to this football club. Wait till I get them on the training ground on Monday".
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