Real Cruzcampo 2
The booze-ban in Rome was meat and potatoes to Larry Bednapp’s de-toxed charges who took to the field more clear-eyed and focused than was possible under the glass-of-Rioja-a-day nutritional regime of Juande Vamos. Referee Jorge Satantango however had a night to forget as he failed to blow the whistle early doors on a high ball across the D. Poetic justice was done late doors however as he failed to spot an
infringement in the middle of the park, with a deflected ball falling into the path of Conngiggskï. The orb hovered in his stride as his mind and arse turned on an angelic axis to rotate and blast the sphere into the top corner. Wolfkaiser heard the ball whistle past but saw nothing. Van Basten and Kempes combined for goal of the season. Bovril PotM went to Campellese as the Dynamos lifted the Champions League trophy for the second year running. "The lad Hoganfemimartins was majestic tonight. Shades of Zola in his pomp, not Gianfranco mind you, more Emile" observed Robbie Savage. Warming to his topic the pundit continued: "he's brought to the team a new realism on an epic scale, a bit like Echo and the Bunnymen's third album". Ally Hansen had advice for Real's back four. "The centre half's all over the place. He's got to win that cross from Al Kinghali. Unbullievable". Liam Brady opined: 
"Norwegian wizard Bunyanson's stamped his authority on the midfield, and the stamp if we can get a close up of it on screen reads 'check my guns'". "Looks like its a
reference to the new kit, from the homeland of Cahillisto, which reveals a Aussie rules influence combined with Baltic trim" explained Tomar Shavin.
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