Dynamostaropremium AFC 10
It was billed as the dream team for the Toon army but Shearer and Whitney Houston ultimately failed to keep Pewcastle in the top tier. Against a Dynamos side featuring only four of the first choice 11, the home side defence was exposed early, middle and late doors.
"Duff" quipped El Darrylinho as he picked one out of the back of the net. "It's the first time we've had a manager round here for months" said Sandersoni, "Houston has won the dressing room over with motivational ballads and just as she has fought her demons and won so also did we think we would have the final say against ours" - and that was just dropping Joey Barton. Imagine the task faced by the diva trying to sort out Pewcastle's midfield. "Anonymous, android, anticlimactic and average" was the verdict of Ally Hansen. Conngiggski won the Ahh Bisto! goal of the match statuette with a flick over the shoulder of the defender and volley, protests waved away by referee Jorge Satantango, while Marmite MotM went to Hoganfemimartins, whose transfer from the Magpies to the Dynamos was already looking a done deal, and the Southall headband decorated the head of Campellese. With the Dynamos having already secured the Premiership title Larry Bednapp was sympathetic to the plight of Toon. "if there is one thing I know about Whitney Houston is that she and Toon will be back in the top flight next season. You mark my words" he reported to Chris Widdle.
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