Monday, June 9, 2008

Dynamos claim double over arch rivals

DSPAFC 14
Colors of Benetton Utd. 11

Champions League Final

Garrattino, Roperaroo, Wolfkaiser, Pantonioni, Stanistrøm, ¡Burrritahh!

Darrylinho, Conngiggski, Hoganfemimartins, Coweyscatsi, Gizzabaldi
Att. 68,343



At the Parc des Princes stadium the Dynamos saw off the challenge of Utd. with new signing Anders Stanistrøm making an immediate impact with a 25.7 metre drive which knocked the Benetton bark 12 centimetres off the goal-line. The rest of the game was conducted in the usual manner, with a combination of side-to-side, end-to-end, roundabout and so on and so forth hi-vis hi-jinks. In the end it was the final word of Fr. Gavin Peacock which summed up the game and the season: "let's just say I'm not short on material for my first season of sermons, and with this lot vowing to continue to play throughout the close season and to take their brand of unclassifiable football to whoever will have them, and then threatening to return next season with old reliables back from injury and the whole raft of new signings and academy graduates with which Dynamos supremo Juande Vamos has delighted home fans in recent months, I have high hopes that I'll be able to continue to comment cryptically on their performance. I remain available for any testimonial fixtures the Dynamos might be planning, but with a squad just coming to maturity that probably won't be any time soon. Give us a buzz because you have definitely pressed all the right buttons on the field of play this season. A fitting end to a momentous season, Gary."

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