In the post match pavilion talks, unbelievably no one would appear to have seen the collision between the two wingers/whingers. As the claret poured from both of these trojans of the field, no one saw it. Both Gizabbaldi and Der Kaiser ( in Arsène Wenger stylee), denied ever seeing it, hearing about it or knowing anything about it, as they both were concentrating on the ball, and it was too far away to see. Plus, as discussed last week, there is a bit of controversy re. post-game beverages. A question mark hangs over Darrylinho's hot toddy. Is this giving him an unfair advantage many are asking. Judging from his sliding scissor/flapjack midfield master-stroke which battered the post (once more from the wide-area on the right), one could only guess how this inspired choice came to be. As he added, during a wide-ranging post-match discussion which saw the pundits draw analogies from the fields of alternative medicine and the hit TV series Californication, we are "on the cusp of amateurism". A new development on the field of play enabled the pundits to hear playback of some of the more interesting tactical on-pitch statements of the players, in particular the captain’s observations regarding the positioning of Conngiggskï “in a football no mans land", and to the effect that Gizzabaldi was “running like Rumpelstiltskin".
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