Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dynamos demolish Britain's Got Talent hasbeens

Dynamostaropremium AFC 8
Britain's Got Talent selection 2

The pre-season period is always a period for reflection and giving something back. This year is proving no exception as the Dynamos gave their time over to charity this evening, playing a team drawn from failed participants in the popular TV programme. The charity stopped there however. Gilesinho, playing like a man auditioning for a future series, put on a show for the fans tonight which put the wannabee panto nano-celebs in their place. Interspersing the individual goals which comprised his hat-trick with one-liners and smooth repartee, he compered the evening like a combination of Lineker and Ole Blue Eyes himself. Regrets, he had a few...no he rewrote the lyrics tonight exposing gaps in Talent's defence and stealing the show. The sad Talent turnips were simply no match for the Dynamos tonight. Despite the presence of Simon Cowell in goal, Robbie Williams at left back, Gordons Ramsey in the engine room, and Susan Boyle leading the attack Talent were outplayed in every department by the Premiership and Champions League title holders.

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